{"product_id":"outside-hurts-tote-wind-chill-minimalism-winter-meme-cold-humor","title":"OUTSIDE HURTS Tote | wind-chill minimalism, winter meme, cold humor","description":"\u003cp\u003eOUTSIDE HURTS — a deadpan, minimal tote that channels wind‑chill minimalism with stark all‑caps typography and a cold‑humor attitude. The small, centered sans‑serif line reads like a commuter’s weather report: blunt, relatable, and meme‑ready. Monochrome palette and compact layout make it readable at a glance and easy to pair with winter layers or everyday errands. Suited to students and city commuters who appreciate sarcastic, weather-driven humor and minimalist design; use it for daily carry where the statement is quietly visible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 100% cotton canvas\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Heavy fabric (12 oz\/yd²)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Flat corners (no extra interior space)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Available in natural and black colors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- print may stick to the iron.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Spot clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Line dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e15\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Blank product sourced from India, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45281793704073,"sku":"26426150140367255736","price":15.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45281793736841,"sku":"26975861360664885524","price":15.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/0032\/0137\/files\/15365370929841498285_2048.jpg?v=1776001733","url":"https:\/\/morphesa.com\/products\/outside-hurts-tote-wind-chill-minimalism-winter-meme-cold-humor","provider":"MORPHESA LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}